There was that time when we (me and Renae) were in Halmark for some reason or other and I was going into my "retarded" act... It involved screwing up my hair, assuming a moronic, vacant expression, staring, using a faked speach impediment, using a faked brain impediment, playing recklessly with breakable objects. Renae assumed the role of my "keeper". So, while I was playing recklessly with a breakable Halmark figurine as part of my act, I all sort of,-broke it for real. We had to buy it.
We also did the retarded act occassionally while walking close to heavy traffic. I'd pretend to be trying to dash out in front of oncoming cars, and Renae pretended to be almost unable to restrain me.