Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Incontinence Aisle

A few days ago, Ashley & I were at Walmart. I tend to get giddy and a little silly when I go places without my children. Occasionally, my silliness bubbles over and makes itself known to the world at large. We were walking down the main part of the store, and I was looking at the signs that say what is in each aisle, when I saw one that said, among other things, "incontinence." There were three people shopping in the end of that aisle. I said, in a loud projecting voice, "That is the incontinence aisle!" They looked at each other like "Okay, she's a weirdo." A minute later, we were walking back that way, and I took another look at the people in the "incontinence aisle," and I realized that it was my parent's (and Ashley's) next door neighbors.

2 comments:

timpani76 said...

That's what you get for using dirty words like "incontinence" in public!!!

For the longest time I had no idea what that word meant.

Eyepoke said...

I always laugh when that word pops up in the scriptures... as in something like:
"In the last days they shall be whoremongerers, robbers, murders, filthy, (etc etc)INCONTENENT"

I'm sure Paul or whoever meant something else but I always think of the other meaning.

J